Thursday, January 3, 2008

You Might Be Living with Two 3-year-old Boys If...


  • ...you have a ladybug living in Tupperware on your kitchen counter.
  • ...being stopped for 20 minutes by an enormous freight train is the highlight of your day.
  • ...you had to break up a fistfight at the library check-out desk this morning.
  • ...you know all the names of Bob the Builder's truck friends.
  • ...you can recite "Curious George" in your sleep.
  • ...you visited four public restrooms within two hours of errand-running.
  • ...you are covered with prickly little hairs because someone was afraid of the barber chair.
  • ...you just heard the words, "Mom, I had an axxxident!"

Oops! Gotta run...

12 comments:

Travelin'Oma said...

What would life be without axxidents? BORING.

Rochelleht said...

You crack me up! Too funny. It's so true. I echo your mom. Who wants boredom?!

Bridget said...

That was a great summary. I think I'm with you on all of 'em although I have just had one three year old boy at a time!

Jessica said...

My 2 1/2 year old boy is SO hilarious right now, that I cannot imagine how funny (we're just concentrating on the positive here) your life must be! Lucky you!

(I'm seriously coming to Women's Conference, now, because of your last post, and the comments on them.)

Jessica said...

Oh, also...finished Shell Seekers (just fun!) and CANNOT put down Thirteenth Tale! Thanks for all the fun!

martha corinna said...

So funny and cute.
I have identical twin brothers. They were a handful (I was 13 when they were born), but they were and are the most interesting and fun kids.

Christie said...

I actually consider my life quite wonderful because it is (for the most part) without axxidents. May you someday know the joy that I do.

Lauren in GA said...

I have three sons...I was so feeling this post :)

Caroline C. Bingham said...

This is why kids rock.

Mique (as in Mickey) said...

You sure make me want to start potty-training. At least I only have one (more- 2 down, 1 to go) to deal with! Ha!

Anonymous said...

That was the best, I have to do one titled, "you know your living with 4 boys (5 counting your husband) if..."

I've been there, done that (my oldest is now 14)... and the one I remember most is, do you know that a fight between a black widow and a praying mantis... the praying mantis wins. It's true, I've seen it.

Thanks for the laughs...

Hollyween said...

The train one gets me because it's SOOO true... and the axxidents one. When my son was potty training, he pooped on my porch. True story.

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