- ...you have a ladybug living in Tupperware on your kitchen counter.
- ...being stopped for 20 minutes by an enormous freight train is the highlight of your day.
- ...you had to break up a fistfight at the library check-out desk this morning.
- ...you know all the names of Bob the Builder's truck friends.
- ...you can recite "Curious George" in your sleep.
- ...you visited four public restrooms within two hours of errand-running.
- ...you are covered with prickly little hairs because someone was afraid of the barber chair.
- ...you just heard the words, "Mom, I had an axxxident!"
Oops! Gotta run...