On your blog you have posted, your neighbors you've "ghosted"
With goodies that you made from scratch.
The candy--you tried it, forgetting your diet--
And you went picking at the old pumpkin patch.
The jack-o-lanterns you carved, but your kids didn't starve
'Cause you made them their favorite chili.
The classroom fun's ready, the games you'll hold steady,
Looking chic in a costume that's silly.
You'll go to the parties, you'll give out the Smarties.
You'll hang spider webs and light candles, too.
Tho' you might feel a bit batty, don't say anything catty...
Just be glad your li'l pumpkins love you!
At 5:30 everything will start to come all apart--
But you'll fix and you'll patch and you'll stitch,
And if kids start complaining or the weather starts raining
Don't let this Halloween turn you into witch!
Here's wishing you all a headache free holiday!!