This whole World Series thing is the most phun we've had in a long time.
We had Phrito pies phor dinner.
...and baseball cake phor dessert.
(Phillies phever is phrightfully phattening!)
the Phillies-teens lost by one run. Un-phortunate.
Mom is buying gum philled with sugar!
We've phound a good use phor old newspaper and giftwrap.