Who needs to pay big bucks to visit a haunted house? I've got plenty of nightmares right here at home...
Wanna see somethin' slimy? Smell somethin' foul?
Just open the crisper...you'll scream and you'll howl.Notice the details? Like the gum on the floor
Our li'l monsters left it there for your enjoyment and horror!
(Dumb Mummy gives her kids gum to be oh-so-cool...
She thinks she's a phan, but she's really a phool!)
Next, come into the bathroom and see the trick mirrors...
they add wrinkles and pimples and reduce you to tears!
Still feeling brave? Well, isn't that great?!
Step on this torture device...it adds 10 pounds extra weight!
Now, whatever in THIS room could give you the chills?
Look close on that desk...some spine-tingling bills!
(And when the man of the house sits down to write checks, he'll
Turn from nice Mr. Hyde to a crazed Dr. Jekyll...)
This door looks quite tame, right? Well, the worst ones all do...
What's hiding behind it?
Watch out! The kid's loo...
The floor is so scuzzy--slicked up for the kill.
And if the smell doesn't getcha, the big laundry piles will!
And last stop's the calendar, just so you'll remember...
only 49 shopping days left until the BIG DAY this December.
Got Goosebumps?
33 comments:
Huh-LARIOUS!
Gab...you are brilliant. Somehow I feel right at home in your haunted house.
Completely. Outdone. Yourself.
Excellent! Bravo! Outstanding!
I think I'll go crawl into my clean sheets on my bed and hide!
I'm shivering with fright. You forgot the scariest thing of all. Your alarm clock and seminary class. Maybe you are saving that for Halloween.
Oh Gab. You're an inspiration to us all. Truth, poetry, photos, you are the complete package.
You are good.
Gab- you kill me. Between last post and this post- where do you come up with this stuff???
I am so glad I am not the only one with rotting veggies and gum in the carpet! This was truly entertaining.
Who knew the life of a regular housewife could be so poetic. You're a poet and I didn't know it, but your feet show it, they're Longfellows.
{shudder}
And SO VERY FUNNY at the same time! How do you do it?
You are one phunny ghoul!
You are one phunny ghoul!
Wait, how did you get all the pictures of my house? We live frighteningly similar lives, my friend. Scary!
I'm so glad I was reading this in the broad daylight. The horror!
How phrightful phor you to live in that haunted house. I share your phear.
You. are. so. brilliant! I loved it...and I got goosebumps and chills at how clever you are!
My scale does that, too! What's with it?
do you feel some secret pride when you write stuff like this? like "man, this is GOOD!"
because it is.
i loved it.
I LOVE IT :)
How perfect! You are so brillantly clever, I love, love , love this! One of the best Halloween Haunts Ever!
This is one of my favorite posts. You're too much! It would take me weeks to come up with something that cute. Do you stay awake all night thinking these things up?!?!
That was great...you are too funny and creative!!
AHHHHHH! Oh the horror!
SPOOKY! You just inspired my next post!
so clever
by the way, your nails look fab!
Love it!
So great! You are so stinkin' clever. So envious over here.
Yes, the wrinkles AND pimples. WHAT'S UP!?
I forgot to say how much I love the clever title, too.
Spooooooky!
Genius!!! This was the best Scary-Post ever. You are too creative!
Ah, I think I can one up you, my house has a lovely dirty diaper bin giving my garage that nice scent of doo-doo.
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