- You sort your laundry into the following categories:
denim, khaki, camoflage and Spiderman.
- Your blue bathroom always smells a little funky.
- You know the exquisite agony of stepping on Star Wars Legos with your bare feet.
- You go through a jumbo jar of peanut butter and four gallons of milk every week.
- You can tell the difference between Percy, Thomas and James.
- Flatulence is the highest form of humor in your home.
- You are voluntarily going to spend 5 days at Cub Scout Day Camp. (Next week...pray for me!)