And I couldn't be happier.
Who cares if she's European, ubersexy and a whole lot younger than I am? This little cutie will do things for Brad that I haven't in years. Things like taking him to the airport at four in the morning and telling him which way to turn on a roadtrip to Lancaster County. She'll warm his buns anytime he likes.
The thing is, Brad has been completely faithful to a solidly built Japanese gal for the past eleven years. (Well, except for a brief infatuation with the petite, vintage German number. But she was expensive and high maintenance and mostly pouted in the garage, so she doesn't really count.)
Anyway, Ms. Solid has been good to us, but she's starting to show her age. Her rear end is sagging and she makes embarassing noises. I told Brad I don't want to be seen with her in public.
And, after an absolutely agonizing selection process, he found his new love just in time for his birthday.
Sooooooo much better than the gift he got last year.
16 comments:
I love new cars. And seat warmers!
Ohhh, that is sexy. What color does she come in? I'll bet he's loving it. J will be so jealous!
That is so fun.
But really, my jaw continues to drop at your cleverness. You are so talented.
My favorite line--"This little cutie will do things for Brad that I haven't in years."
That line just made me giggle. But my favorite was his gift last year--classic!
could you be any more clever???
oh. jessica already said that. sorry.
also, your word verification was "peepi" and i started giggling like an 8 year old when i read it.
redundant comments and childish humor. what is my life coming to?
Ah. this is the only type of polygamy that I could stand.
So long as I'm the woman my husband comes home to each night.
You're still the trophy wife.
I need dets! Like her name, vintage, pedigree, her looks. Some guys can say she's hot but I don't know what that means. Brad deserves a gift of a lifetime, so I'm cheering!
Sweet ride! But does she make Cinnamon rolls?
The perfect sister wife.
Oh, Brad is just surrounded by awesome women! ;)
New cars are so fun!! I agree with Jessica, your cleverness astounds me!!
Happy Birthday, Brad!!
Gabi, your writing is so, so amazing. As I read every line I just keep thinking...she is so, so, so, so, clever. I love it.
Sounds like the makings of a long-term affair. Hooray for you both!
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