Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Advice


If you happen to be feeling a little jiggly in your bathing suit these days, come with me to 9:15 a.m. water aerobics! It corresponds perfectly with the kids' swim lessons and your self-esteem will be boosted as you look around and realize you are the youngest, firmest person in the water. (Yes, the majority of the aerobicizers are at least 25 years your senior. But still.)
Friendly Warning: Youngest does not equal hottest. Next week, wear lipstick and earrings. Buy some Chanel sunglasses. These gals ROCK the accessories.

14 comments:

Annemarie said...

I am laughing so hard right now at the accessories remark because it is SO true!!!
The aerobics room at my gym looks out over the pool so we can see the water aerobics class...and OH the accessories!!!
Water aerobics is a tough workout. Way to go!!! I bet you look pretty smokin' yourself!!

Kenny and Linsey said...

You can only do so much with a swimming suit and 60 something + body - the accessories are totally the way to go. I suspect they are all accessorized in their regular clothes too. My grandma was the master of matching shoes and purses for EVERY outfit!

Holly said...

Yes, the water aerobics set is ALL about the BLING. And makeup.

Good for you though!

♥Shally said...

Don't forget to wear PERFUME also.

Really. Smelly. Perfume.

Celia Fae said...

I had no idea. My interest is piqued. Do they get waxed as well? I need to see this for myself. Can you take a photo?

andrea said...

when i separated from my first husband i lived with my parents for awhile.
i was extremely depressed.

my mom took me to her water aerobics class.

i was no longer quite as depressed. more like moderately entertained. for all the reasons you listed.

Bridget said...

You are so funny. Water aerobics is an unknown world to me. Thanks for filling me in on the basics.

Hazen5 said...

Seriously, You have to take a photo for us! I need to see the Bling Babes in action.

queenieweenie said...

I LOVE it! I tried water aerobics once but my husband declared that was just WAY too embarassing to exercise with geriatrics. I tended to agree with him when they had us put a noodle between our legs and "cycle". Good workout though.

Jenibelle said...

I, unfortunately resemble the oldies-wish-they-were-still-hotties in your water aerobics group. And I think, truth be told, that it's hopeless for me. I wouldn't be caught dead in a bathing suit in public, let alone be caught alive in public! No bling would help this thing.

diane said...

It's called distraction dressing.
I got my Michael Kors sunglasses at Marshall's for around $20.

Annie said...

oh, I love those grand dames. I'll bet it's RED lipstick, too.

Lauren in GA said...

This had me laughing. :) I imagine them in flowered swim caps, too. Probably not, huh?

Christie said...

I'll bet none of them get their hair wet either. They go to the hairdresser once a week, get an all over bouf, and then return in a week to do it again. Right?

You go, girl.

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