Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Ding! Dong! This Witch Is Dead...

I am so sick of being the Wicked Witch of the East. The Munchkins have been plotting against me and the weight of this whole house is really getting me down. Thank goodness the Wizard flies in tonight...
I'm ready to head somewhere over the rainbow.

19 comments:

Lindsey said...

Wew! Husbands are good for somethin' arent' they! :)

andrea said...

this all sounds like a really bad acid trip. there are other ways to handle the stress... drugs are not the answer gab!

Bridget said...

Munchkins are pretty good at plotting! You are so funny.

I am sick and Nathan just came home a few hours ago from Seattle. He was my knight in shining armor and immediately sent me to bed and dealt with the chaos that was the end of dinner. Cole was throwing his mandarin oranges across the kitchen floor and Maren and Ethan were fighting over a video game. I went up to bed and took a bath. Heaven.

Enjoy your evening!

Jessica said...

I was such a witch today. Seriously, if I had to hear my naggy, irritated voice for one more second, I was going to duct tape my mouth. What is it with husbands out of town? And, oh, what a surprise, didn't read my scriptures today.

What a recipe for witchiness.

Jenibelle said...

I think I have days where my children say they are going to have that song played at my funeral as they wheel my casket out. No, I don't think this, they have told me so. (With big smiles and laughing, it's my reality check song.)

Celia Fae said...

The only thing better than laying eyes on the husband after a long trip is driving away while screaming out the window, "I'm free at last!"

I hope he gets the day off tomorrow.

mama jo said...

hope you go somewhere that's really fun and very relaxing...you deserve it...

Rochelleht said...

Oh, I feel ya, sista! Mine flies in tonight. I'm so over single parenthood.

Lauren said...

Here goes the broken record but, Man, you are a great writer!

Heh, heh, heh...the munchkins have been plotting against you!

Be very wary of a munchkin revolt ;)

Brigitta said...

Loved reading your barbara walters interview. Very informative and interesting. Happyblogbirthday!!!
oh and by the way someone's got the be the wicked witch or it doesn't make for reality. Our kids need to have war stories they can tell their own children someday... right?

Annie said...

I agree, it's much more fun to be Dorothy on the yellow brick road than the wicked witch of the west. Or the east. (But at least she had a team of flying monkeys to back her up!)

I'd say it's time for some ruby red slippers!

martha corinna said...

Great analogy, I actually have the witch from the east's tights. Maybe I should wear them when my husband is away.
Speaking of which, he leaves tom. for a law conference, which really translates to golfing, which makes me even more of a witch.

Christie said...

I like the "Wicked" version of the witch best. She's not the bad guy; everyone else is evil and plotting against HER. She, who is doing nothing but good. That's how I see myself, too. It's not true, but I like to pretend it is.

Hazen5 said...

I'm with Christie, I'm going with the "Wicked" version too! Loved your "Gab Gabs", I love hearing people's stories.

Hollyween said...

My husband is out of town right now too. And it sucks. I can't wait until he gets back!! But I sercretly like all the vegging out I get to do while he's gone. I live like a slob and then clean up minutes before he walks in the door. ha ha

Holly said...

Well, at least you are wearing some red, sparkley shoes. The greenish tint though is a bit off-putting.

Hope hubs is home SOON!! Hang on to your broom.

calibosmom said...

I love my husband but right now I wish he would fly away somewhere. "Absence makes the heart grow fonder". My guy is always home. Self-employed/home office. Glad your man is home!!!

katie said...

I feel your pain. I hate it when you yourself realize what a witch you're being.

but they understand more than we know.

and all will be better soon...

crystal said...

Um, are you taking too many pain meds?

heehee

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