We've got a few "white elephant" parties this season. Y'know...the ones where you bring some funny gift and play the round robin game and hope you don't get stuck with the fuzzy dice/New Kids on the Block CD/Chia Pet at the end.
In the past I've given some good ones. My favorite: a box of really nice chocolates all wrapped up pretty with a big bite taken out of every one.
At one party I attended, a wife donated an 8x10 framed photo of her husband. He is quite handsome, so it went around several times.
Another guest came empty-handed and then "lifted" a few items from the hostess' family room, wrapped them up (quietly, in the powder room) and popped them onto the gift pile.
Also, there was a plastic Abdominizer that went around for several years.
But this year I'm fresh out of ideas. What are some great White Elephants circling around in your neck of the woods?