Fact one: Humidity makes you ugly...no matter what you try. Forget the hair and makeup routine. It will all slide off in a matter of seconds. Ponytails and sunglasses are the only way to go.
Fact two: Humidity makes you stupid. Today was the second time in seven days my husband had to come and rescue me. I took the big kids to the movies (a cute show, by the way, and really fun soundtrack). Anyway, I realized we had no keys, and...after walking every square inch of the mall...found that I had locked them in the car! Again!
Fact three: Humidity makes you grumpy. Or, possibly, it could be that you are grumpy because you are ugly and stupid.
5 comments:
Try humidity and LOTS and LOTS of rain.
Just try it.
Aah... that's it, the humidity. I've been wondering what's wrong with me lately!
Humidity makes me feel very confused and restless, unable to think clearly because I'm so uncomfortable. And I live in the desert. I would want to stay inside in front of a fan, with the AC at full blast, in a truly humid place.
I am with you. As someone who has lived on the east coast for 14 years AND have naturally curly hair, I can declare with full confidence that yes, humidity does ruin everything!
Amen, sister. Humidity sucks. No bones about it.
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